Alright, so these books aren't especially long or mentally taxing, but they're also not terribly compelling. All the same, I've finished the third one for you, and it is without a doubt the most absurd of them yet ( Read more... )

It's taken far too long to prepare this summary for you ungrateful lot, but as I've been inhabited by a muggle just recently, it was hardly my fault ( Read more... )

As so few of you seem familiar with my fandom, I've taken the liberty of reading the first book for you. Seeing that most of you have short attention spans, I will keep the summary very brief.

( Harry Does Not Die. )